Ode To Jason Taylor

Dear Jason Taylor,

Thank you for your interest in the Douchebag Wing of Cullen's Hall of Fame. Signing a contract with the New York Jets has really gotten you noticed by the committee. Normally a Miami Dolphin alumnus would be exempt from consideration in this prestigious group. Only the likes of Dave Wannestedt has ever been mentioned as a possibility.

You must know that it's too early to induct you into the D-Bag Wing just yet. We need to see how you handle yourself in the 2010 season. Just know that you are definitely on the radar.

Signed,
The CHOF Board of Directors

PS. We have included a picture of you throwing a hot chick off of you before she could mount you. I would imagine this was the only thing the Jets needed to see to know that you'll fit right in.